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- No way! - No way!
It's not true!
Although you're all students, you've taken a test before, right?
- Yes. - I was called that.
- I was called that.
What was your score?
- One hundred... - One hundred...
What was it? Can you say it?
- No, it was one hundred. - One hundred.
One thousand...
- ...point... - One thousand point...
Oh, it's the same as mine.
- Oh, it's the same. - Oh, good.
This world is following that test.
When we measure something's quality,
isn't there something like "how many points out of a hundred?"
We've taken various scores before.
Some of them are submitted, some of them are scores.
Some of them are the best scores,
and some of them are easy to do.
Some researchers have decided that.
- They've decided it this time, haven't they? - It's the best.
It'll be helpful.
Well, we were nearby, and...
- Professor Shibata... - Huh?
- Oh, you're Professor Shibata. - I am.
Professor Shibata has decided the scores.
There are various scores.
Out of a hundred and zero points,
the best score you can get is...
sixty-three points.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Professor Shibata has decided it? - Wow!
- Oh, three points? - Three?
It's like a pull-up role.
If you have sixty-three points,
it'll be helpful if you fall up or down.
- It's easy to do, right? - Yeah.
- This time, you'll get sixty-three points, right? - Yes.
You'll need sixty-three points to get sixty-three points.
You'll need sixty-three points in your YouTube life from now on.
We'll play a game where you get various scores.
The one who gets sixty-three points first will get sixty-three points.
That's how we'll play this game.
Is it okay if it's one point each?
- What? - This is sixty-three points.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- We won't give you anything. - We won't give you anything.
Since we're aiming for it this time,
I've prepared a game where you can adjust your scores.
- I've prepared it without consulting you. - Thank you.
I'll aim for sixty-three points right now and ask you not to do your best.
Well, first of all, I'll give you a simple test to see if it's like that.
- Oh, a test. - A test.
I'll give you ten questions, from what you learn at school to a little bit of maths, but some of them seem like you'll get a partial score, so try not to get too high scores.
Can you rewrite the problem I asked you earlier on the way?
- Yeah. - Oh!
If you solve all of them with all your might, you'll definitely get more than sixty.
- But it's okay, right? No matter what. - Huh? Is it okay for me to do it with all my might?
- I'm doing my best with my own ability of sixty - three points.
- Okay, first question. - Yes.
- Please write down the meaning of the word "inasu". - Oh.
- Please write down the three players who have been foreign skaters of the Middle East Dragons. - Huh?
- Wow, what do we do? Do we get partial points? - There are three of us, so three points, three points, and we get ten points in the east.
- No, we'll get points here. - I knew it. - I knew we'd get points here.
- What is this man saying? - Oh, it's not big. - It's not big. - I've heard that signal before.
The driver passed by too much!
When did you get there?!
Explain the equation of the three equations without using a diagram.
Oh! Equation of the three equations?
Scoring adjustment problem!
Write down the names of the protagonists of each part.
This is hard!
This is hot!
I know all of them!
Write down the names of the protagonists of each part.
This is hard!
Five...
This is hard!
Four...
This is hard!
Five...
This is hard!
Six...
This is hard!
Seven...
This is hard!
Eight...
This is hard!
Nine...
This is hard!
What the hell is this?
What the...
What the hell is this?
What the...
Okay, that's it!
Okay, okay.
I'm going to be strict with my rating as well.
Thank you!
Please wait for a moment.
Rating is over!
Thank you!
You guys were saving a lot of energy.
We're not doing our best at all.
Should we announce the scores first?
Yeah.
Okay!
Shibayu-san!
Yes!
44 points!
Hey, hey!
You're saving too much!
You...
Tezuya-kun!
Yes!
37 points!
What?!
You're doing it!
You're saving too much!
No way!
You...
You're holding back!
Ryo-kun!
49 points!
Hey, hey, hey!
Toshimitsu-san!
Yes!
37 points!
What?!
Huh?!
You're holding back!
Even though you guys were holding back,
it didn't go as well as you expected.
Did you overdo it?
Well...
To put it simply, we did our best.
There's no mistake.
We didn't overdo it at all.
Yeah!
We overdid it in parts we didn't know.
Should we announce the scores?
Yeah. Should we announce the scores?
I think Tetsuya-san and Shibayu-san got 10 points for "inassu."
Oh!
Finally!
Oh, you're right!
It's like, "ukenagasu" or "kawasu" are words you can use,
so it's like, "if you can convey the meaning," right?
We saved it, didn't we?
Oh, we saved it!
I think we should save it for the first one.
Just a little bit.
There's something I don't quite understand...
Huh?!
Didn't we save it too much?
Yeah.
For this one...
Toshimitsu-san got 10 points.
Yeah.
Ryo-san got 10 points too.
Domingo, right?
Yeah.
Tetsuya-san got 10 points too.
Yeah.
Shibayu-san, please say it in three people.
"Romulus," "Gomefu," "Kabosu."
Gomefu
But we aimed for three points!
Yeah, it's the ultimate!
Wow!
The diagonal triangle with its diagonal two lines are similar to the other two lines' circles.
Huh?!
Ah!
That's all we needed.
What about you, Tetsuya-san?
The inside of the triangle consists of 360 degrees of...
That's crazy!
1000 points!
It's a pass, right?
On top of that crazy thing, the inside of the triangle is 180 degrees.
What?!
Is that normal?!
What do you mean, "normal"?
100 people voted for normal.
That's ridiculous!
It's different!
Yeah, yeah.
Toshimitsu was different too, right?
This is from Heisei no Zushi Koushi and Peace- san's comedy show "Beware of the Demon" where they wrote, "Our youth is our work."
Next question!
Okay!
Oh!
It's JoJo.
Ah, this one!
Toshimitsu-san, did you get the highest score?
Why?!
Toshimitsu-san, please show us.
Okay!
"Joseph Joestar," "Jonathan Joestar," "Kujo Jotaro," "Jorno Jovara," "Igashikata Joetsukei"
Toshimitsu-san, you're like Jo-suki's "Jo-ninben."
That's crazy!
And you got 9 points for 1 point deduction.
Ah, is that what it is?!
Yes.
And Shibayu-san, you adjusted it a little, didn't you?
Jo-suki's "Jo-mo-ni-jo-in-po-star."
I said that wrong.
Well, you got 8 points.
The two of you adjusted it quite a lot, didn't you?
Well, I guess you could say that.
And Kechia-san, what did you say again?
"Jonathan Joestar," "Kujo Jotaro," "Jorno Jovara," "Igashikata Joetsukei"
Well, you got -1 point for different letters.
"Jorno Jovara," "Jonathan Joestar," "Kujo Jotaro," "Igashikata Joetsukei"
"Matsudaira Ken," "Jonathan Joestar," "Igashikata Joetsukei"
You're all wrong.
You're already in middle school.
You're wrong.
Why?!
Well, well, well...
I'm in second grade.
That's too bad.
And you, Ryo-kun?
"JoJo," "Kujo Jotaro," "Jotaro," "Rao," "the world."
"Kujo Jotaro," "Jotaro," "the world."
"JoJo," "the world," "JoJo," "the world."
Even I can tell the difference.
Okay, next question.
Oh!
"Yoshi," "rider."
Okay, let's have you show us in order.
Okay, Kechia-san.
Okay.
This one.
Oh, good, good.
Yeah.
Shimizu-san. Okay.
Hmm, yeah.
It's like a heavy machine gun.
It's 63 points.
Shibai-san.
Gross!
It's like you adjusted it a little.
Ryo-san's was a little higher.
Ryo-san. Okay.
Gross!
It's like Egypt! Egypt!
It's like a mural!
It's like you raised your hand from a different part of your stomach.
It's definitely different here.
So, everyone lost.
Gross!
It's a little...
But you're giving me 63 points?
That's right. Ryo-san's was closest to 63 points.
So, I'll give Ryo-san 63 points.
Isn't it a learning ability test?
Shall we move on to the next one?
The second item is...
The second item is... reaction.
Reaction.
Reaction with 63 points.
People say, "Reaction is a 100-point reaction."
But I don't think I've ever been told, "That's a 63-point reaction."
So, I'm aiming for that this time.
But this time, the prank is...
Well, I know you're going to do a prank.
There's a lot of crappy pranks.
Including the prank you didn't notice, please give me 63 points of reaction.
This time, we'll do it one by one.
I'm going to leave that video to external business people.
I'm going to give you a little flat eye score.
Let's do the prank one by one.
Hey, Shibayu. It's been a while.
Hey, it's been a while.
It's been a while. How have you been?
I've been fine, too.
Let's drink.
Drink?
Yeah, let's go.
Can we?
Cheers!
Oh, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry I got wet.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'll get changed.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Shibayu.
Hey, I have a pair of pants.
Yeah.
Can you get changed?
Huh?
Yeah, okay.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah, not at all.
I'm sorry I got wet.
No, it's fine.
Oh, wow!
My face feels cool.
Huh? What's this?
Huh?
- Ta-dah! - Oh, wow!
Oh, wow!
- Mission accomplished! - It feels good, but...
Oh, wait...
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry! - Hey!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- I got wet, didn't I? - What? What?
- What's wrong? - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Change, change.
Oh, I'll go get changed.
I'm sorry, I got wet wearing these pants.
- These pants? - Yeah.
- I'm really sorry. - Ah! It's cold!
What? What? What?
Oh, it feels good!
It feels good! It feels good!
- Wow, it feels good! - Hey!
- What is this? - Hey!
- Prank successful! - Wow!
- It feels good, I put cream on you. - It feels really good!
Wow!
I'm glad you succeeded.
Wow!
I'll text you later.
Cheers!
Sorry! I made a mistake!
I'm sorry!
My clothes got wet.
It's okay.
I'm sorry. I'll go get changed.
Are you okay?
Can you change into this?
This?
I'm sorry for getting wet.
This...
I'll change now.
It's perfect.
I'm glad.
I'm glad it fits your size.
It's pretty big.
What's this?
What?
What's wrong?
What's this?
What?
Doesn't it...
Doesn't it make a noise?
What?
It doesn't make a noise.
It doesn't make a noise?
It does!
What?
It does!
What?
It's hot!
It does make a noise!
It does!
Ta-dah!
The prank was a success!
A prank?
Yeah.
Actually, my underwear was covered in cream.
I see...
Cheers!
Thanks for the food.
Wow!
I'm sorry!
Wow!
You scared me!
I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Are you okay?
My clothes got wet.
I'm sorry.
My clothes got wet.
Help me!
I'm gonna die from the wetness!
I'm sorry.
Thanks for the food!
That was close!
It's too hot!
I'm gonna die!
That's cold!
What is this!
It's so cold!
Ta-dah!
What is it?
The test was a big success!
Why is it so cold?
Actually, there was a cream that made this pants cold.
I didn't think you would eat it cold.
I was so surprised.
It was an unexpected result.
I'm so impressed.
The test is over.
Thank you!
This time, I asked a great person who is one of the best YouTubers in the world in terms of reactions.
Please say hello.
Thank you.
I'm a YouTuber, Mr. Tomatranjistu.
I asked Mr. Tomatranjistu.
You're a teacher.
I can't say you're weird.
You're a teacher.
Did you watch all of them?
Yes, I watched them all.
Thank you.
First of all, can you give us a score and a good review of Mr. Tomatranjistu's reaction?
Mr. Tomatranjistu's score is...
80 points.
That's a lot of points.
It's a pretty high score.
I think Mr. Tomatranjistu's best part was his high voice.
It was easy to understand and his movement.
Especially his ankle movement.
I've never seen it before.
I think it's interesting for people who watch it.
Unfortunately, Mr. Tomatranjistu's reaction was a little slow.
I see.
That's why you reduced the score by 20 points.
Thank you very much.
Next, Mr. Ryo.
Mr. Ryo's score is...
30 points.
30 points!
You won!
Basically, I was a little embarrassed.
I see.
That's the worst thing you can do in a reaction video.
I see.
That's the worst thing you can do in a reaction video.
And...
My legs were too long when I took off my pants.
I see.
I didn't like it.
You didn't like it.
I didn't like it.
My legs were too long when I took off my pants.
That's why I reduced the score by 20 points.
I see.
That's the worst thing you can do in a reaction video.
Next, Mr. Toshimitsu.
Mr. Toshimitsu's score is...
50 points.
50 points!
It was very realistic.
I see.
And...
When you brought your pants and waited for me, you looked funny.
I didn't think you'd think I was plain.
But I think it's a very interesting reaction for each person.
I think it's a very interesting reaction for each person.
I think he's going to cut my neck after the prank.
That's...
It's very interesting and hard to get involved in.
I couldn't stand it.
Next, Mr. Tetsuya.
Mr. Tetsuya's score is...
70 points.
70 points!
In the end, it's better to have movement, right?
Even outside.
I got angry for a moment.
As a minus point...
It's too funny.
Too funny?
I see.
Thank you very much.
Not at all.
Thank you very much.
Thank you again.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me.
It's been a while.
I don't have a lot of complaints about the evaluation.
I felt like you were right.
Shibayu-san was the most highly rated.
I was trying to produce subtleties, but I wasn't addicted to high voices.
Shibayu-san was the hottest, but Tetsuya-san was the closest to getting 63 points this time.
I think it's pretty much what I was aiming for.
You were aiming for 63 points properly.
It's a bit too much, but it's not very twisted.
I don't feel like it's a big impact.
I see.
I don't feel like there are many artistic points.
I'd like to wind up the third round.
In the third round, you'll bring your original 63 points.
I've set a time limit of one hour from now.
Please make an effort of 63 points for an hour.
Effort of 63 points!
The viewers will find out that you're not doing your best.
I'd like you to do your best for 63 points for an hour.
It's very difficult.
You don't have to make something.
You can challenge something.
See you later.
One hour later.
Since Tetsuya-kun isn't here today, let's get started.
Let's start with Toshimichi-san.
Can I?
I'll show you how many new things I can make.
It's 63 points, so let's see it.
Is it okay?
It's like a record.
I'm going to be alone from now on.
How many new things I can make.
I'm slacking off a little bit.
I took a shit while watching TV.
I'm slacking off there.
I want to imitate a snake.
I want to imitate Mr. Ootsuka's voice.
I want to study while slacking off.
I see.
What are you doing now?
I'm not doing anything.
I'm off today, so I'm thinking about imitating.
I see.
You're the type of person who shows results.
I can do that, too.
Let's watch and decide.
The first one is...
FANMA YUJUO's "Tsuyoku Naritakuba Kurae" line.
I'll do it.
Okay.
I'll do it.
Tsuyoku Naritakuba Kurae
You're good!
If you put in 100% of your effort, you can do one more line or less.
I can do more.
I can do 63 lines.
You're good.
I'm impressed.
I'm happy.
There's one more.
Okay.
Tokyo Manji Revengers
I like "Tokyo Revengers".
I don't need "Manji".
I like "Tokyo Revengers", don't you?
Doraken
Okay.
Doraken
"Doraken" is memorable, isn't it?
I'll do it.
Who?
It's too short for me to judge.
It's still developing.
Tsuyoku Naritakuba Kurae
Should we do one more?
Let's see how it goes.
I practiced "Mikey" a lot.
"Mikey" is a high-pitched voice, so it may be difficult.
I'll do it.
Is there anyone who can't do it?
No one, right?
I didn't say it like that!
You didn't put effort into it.
I couldn't do it like this.
It's embarrassing.
Next up is Tetsuya!
I tried my best to look cool with 63% effort.
See?
Can you close your eyes for a second?
63% effort to look cool?
I think there is a premise that if you put 100% effort, you will look cool.
There is a possibility that you won't look cool at all.
You look cool and you are dancing.
Yes.
Please open your eyes!
One, two...
Hm?
What about you, Tetsuya?
I don't think you look that good.
Your face is covered with foundation.
It's Team Suneo!
63% effort by Suneo.
If you work hard for an hour,
you can set up your hair,
do your makeup,
and dress up.
There is a lot of things you can do.
If you do all of that with 63% effort...
I asked the clerk for recommendations and bought it without telling me what I was particular about.
If I don't go to the bathroom, my hair won't be fixed.
I will go to the bathroom for now.
Oh, it's already 57 minutes.
I have about 30 minutes left.
If I hurry up, will I put in too much effort?
I will try to wake up.
I will go to the bathroom, take a shower, and set up my hair.
I will put on toner,
foundation, eyebrows, lips, and eye shadows.
I didn't shave!
I have to shave after this.
It's a big failure.
Oh well.
Hm?
Look.
Can you see the difference in color?
This alone will make a big difference.
Hm? Will it connect?
Will it connect?
It can't be helped.
Look, look, look.
It's connected, it's connected.
Oh, no.
I should have put an iron on it.
If I don't take care of it and put it in too much, I'll work too hard, so I'll take it easy.
At this pace, it will exceed 63 minutes.
How many minutes left?
What?
How many minutes did you say?
28 minutes?
What? Two minutes left?
What? Why?
How many minutes?
Well, you're jumping from a little low place, so it's a little unfair, isn't it?
A little low place?
It's nothing.
It doesn't feel deep.
You should have worn clothes.
You just kept saying "it's nothing" all the time.
It's nothing in your stomach.
Now, Ryo-san.
Yes.
I didn't decide anything, so I just got in the car and thought about it while getting in the car.
That's amazing.
Anyway, I watched the video.
After all, sports have various patterns and I think it's easy to adjust, so I came to a golf practice ground.
Well, I think I'll practice well if I get 100 points, but for now, I'd like to swing for 30 minutes.
It's a terrible backlight, but for now, I'd like to swing for 30 minutes.
I'll only swing for 30 minutes.
Yes, 30 minutes have passed.
I'm planning to hit 160 balls in an hour, but I still don't have any balls.
I feel like I've done a pretty good practice, so I'd like to hit only 10 balls.
I have about 10 minutes left, so I'd like to practice putting from now on.
Nice in.
He's been doing something unusual.
He's been doing something tricky.
It's hard.
It's really hard.
It's too hard.
We don't have much time.
We don't have an hour.
Let's end it here.
Yes.
Let's watch the video.
Today, in order to improve this city called Okazaki,
I'd like to do things like picking up trash, greeting people, and patrol.
Wow, look at this.
This is a cigarette water bottle.
It's not good.
Let's look at the bottle.
I should have brought a pair of gloves.
Why don't you bring a pair of gloves?
It's a little dangerous to grab it directly.
There's no trash at all.
Please be careful not to cheat.
The yellow signal means that you can't stop yet.
The yellow signal means you can't stop yet.
I love nature and I love it and I can't get enough of it.
It looks like it's going to fall down.
No, it's not.
Wow, there's a lot of it.
Wow, it's disgusting.
You can play with fireworks.
I think it's a candle at that time.
There's a place for fireworks.
If you plant it here, will fireworks come out of it?
It's like a firework seed.
Is it wrong?
Is anyone there?
It's damp and I can't hear anything.
Well, that's what patrolling is like.
There's nothing, but it's the most peaceful.
At parties, pretty much around here.
With a blue sheet.
Did you do it?
The uncles.
If you look at it with your own eyes, it's all rotten.
I don't want to pick up a little dirty old man's watermelon.
Well, well, well, I'll pick it up. I'll pick it up.
You can pick it up, right?
I'll pick it up.
Oh!
It's dirty!
No, no, it was just a normal beautiful watermelon.
It's not like that.
This is a watermelon effort.
Well, I'll review my efforts.
Yes.
Result
So, the results came out.
We don't have any details of the results.
It's the same as the center exam, so you have to write down the documents and submit them, or you won't get an answer.
I see.
I'll announce it.
Mr. Roshimitsu.
Yes!
55 points!
Oh!
Isn't it close?
Mr. Tetsuya.
Yes!
40 points!
Oh!
Mr. Shibayu.
75 points!
Oh!
Mr. Ryo.
65 points!
Oh!
Looking at Mr. Shibayu's tension and the mindset to go play golf tomorrow, it felt like he had just scored 65 points, given his serious effort.
To be honest, Mr. Toshimi doesn't look like he's been working hard at all.
Yeah, he just sits down.
Anyway, where you got the scores, which you showed me, so you contributed 50 points for each,
Please register your channel.
If there's only one Ryo in Shibayu's theory, both Ryo's people and his people will shine brighter than Ryo's people, but this person is different, isn't he? He's a balance breaker, isn't he?
No, no, no, he's just a normal person.
He always does what we tell him to do.
He always gets 120 points, so he's a person who can do 63 points while having 150 points of actual ability.
And, well, this is what I want you to ask people in charge of evaluating people, but effort is not something to evaluate, is it?
That's right.
There is someone's own effort.
I want you to look at that.
Everyone, good luck! 100 points!
Yay! Thank you very much!
I'll give you all cucumbers.
Yay! I got 63 points!
I got 63 points!